This has been a weird day…
Wen th weirdness gets too much and I start to gte suffocated in my own room… I decide it’s time to spread the weirdness.
So I dress up.. in th lousiest weirdest “home” clothes and decide to come to leavey.. Leavey library…. On th way I get compliments on how nicely m dressed ( wujja blv tht ?? ) and am asked if I am goin to the library … ( thas th only place desi kids goto here and oh yea subway too)
In my mind : “oh yea! I am going to the library”
My weird tongue : “ No I am going to go get some coffee “
At this point my poor mind is pretty confused.. yea th weirdness has taken over.. I have no control over which coffee I order and which bagel.. All I know is tht I hav a coffee to go and a regular cream bagel.. and m headin to leavey…
This guy ahead of me ..4 coffees in his hand… no care for th stupid walk signal.. he crosses the road .. ah !! my weird twin…. I need to follow him.. so I do … cars honk angrily.. ( ok m makin it up… ppl dun honk here).. but yea I feel th angry flood lights ..
Like I care .. and like I can even help it… I have to catch up wid my weird twin who doesn’t giv a fuk bt th stupid walk signal…I gotta discuss life issues wid him …. I gotta catch up..
But I jus lose him… he enters this building… and I dun hav an access card to get into th bldg.. I jus stand and stare for 5 mins.. tryin to send some kinda telepathic signal to him..
Alas… he doesn’t come out.. m broken hearted
I hav no choice but to goto leavey… weird weird leavey… It’s some fun sneakin my bagel inside .. here.. dogs r allowed .. dog food is allowed .. but human food inside leavey ?? NOWAY !...
I like to bite on a bagel while listenin to coldplay’s violet hill over n over again.. so I HAVE to sneak it in …
Somethin inside me wonders Y I had to travel so far jus to listen to coldplay on youtube.. I tell tht voice to shudapppp…
And I stare outside th window and think of my lost weird twin wonderin if ill eva see him again .. and play violet hill yet again …
