This has been a weird day…
Wen th weirdness gets too much and I start to gte suffocated in my own room… I decide it’s time to spread the weirdness.
So I dress up.. in th lousiest weirdest “home” clothes and decide to come to leavey.. Leavey library…. On th way I get compliments on how nicely m dressed ( wujja blv tht ?? ) and am asked if I am goin to the library … ( thas th only place desi kids goto here and oh yea subway too)
In my mind : “oh yea! I am going to the library”
My weird tongue : “ No I am going to go get some coffee “
At this point my poor mind is pretty confused.. yea th weirdness has taken over.. I have no control over which coffee I order and which bagel.. All I know is tht I hav a coffee to go and a regular cream bagel.. and m headin to leavey…
This guy ahead of me ..4 coffees in his hand… no care for th stupid walk signal.. he crosses the road .. ah !! my weird twin…. I need to follow him.. so I do … cars honk angrily.. ( ok m makin it up… ppl dun honk here).. but yea I feel th angry flood lights ..
Like I care .. and like I can even help it… I have to catch up wid my weird twin who doesn’t giv a fuk bt th stupid walk signal…I gotta discuss life issues wid him …. I gotta catch up..
But I jus lose him… he enters this building… and I dun hav an access card to get into th bldg.. I jus stand and stare for 5 mins.. tryin to send some kinda telepathic signal to him..
Alas… he doesn’t come out.. m broken hearted
I hav no choice but to goto leavey… weird weird leavey… It’s some fun sneakin my bagel inside .. here.. dogs r allowed .. dog food is allowed .. but human food inside leavey ?? NOWAY !...
I like to bite on a bagel while listenin to coldplay’s violet hill over n over again.. so I HAVE to sneak it in …
Somethin inside me wonders Y I had to travel so far jus to listen to coldplay on youtube.. I tell tht voice to shudapppp…
And I stare outside th window and think of my lost weird twin wonderin if ill eva see him again .. and play violet hill yet again …
7 comments:
mouly.. i think u r mad! :P
So your the neighborhood stalker( I hope friendly)!!!!!. Am sure your weird twin had some1( maybe a girl) waiting to take the coffee, that is why he was in such a hurry to cross or maybe he was high or something....just kidding....u should caught up with him discussed your life issues but as long as your listening to COLDPLAY and biting on that bagle you have nothing to worry about.....RESPECT!!
@ adnirv
THnx.. tht is no surprise m sure
@ that guy frm bbay
hahah... yea i hav nuthn to worry bt.. life is cool !!
"Sumthin weird" is indeed something pretty weird. so, you basically go to Leavey, just to sneak bagles in, and get to eat it while listening to cold play??? And then people call ME weird!!!
I pity the guy , you were stalking man... Kya din aa gaye uske... LMAO
@ fasso
oh plsss....
if he knew i was stalkin him he wud prolly die of happiness :P
Yeah right!! The lucky bastard was being guided by some invisible hand. The divine hand (ofcoz mine) led him inside a building which you could not enter... You see my point? HE WASN'T DESTINED TO DIE OF A SHOCK, WHEN HE REALISED THAT YOU WERE STALKING HIM. and btw, the door was telepathy proof, thus no matter how long u waited for him, ur signals wouldn't have reached him.... HYUK HYUK HYUK
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